Lesbians and Cats

It's no secret that many lesbians luuuuuuuuv cats. And it's a reciprocal love affair. A popular button and t-shirt from a few years ago proclaimed that "4 out of 5 cats prefer lesbians!"

Leaving aside the obvious jokes about petting pussies, I think lesbians love cats because cats are:
  • beautiful and sensual,
  • extremely independent,
  • willful,
  • demanding, in the cutest possible way, and
  • more than capable of defending themselves.
Cats always put their own interests first and don't take crap from anybody. And their purring is irresistible.

Just like most lesbians, in fact!